The Fuck Song

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Steve doesn't write lyrics, he freestyles until he finds something he likes and then just remembers it. He was pissed while we were recording the demo because he thought he was fucking up and to be honest he was. He's a whore. Anyway what you hear is just what came out in one take; he made up the second half of the song on the spot which is why it deteriorates into garbage. He's a sexy manwhore who has Chlamydia.

God Damn Motherfucker

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I think the song is pretty self explanatory, Whore!

Bad Days

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Bad days is about me banging your mom. The guitar solo represents the two-minute orgasm I have at the end of the ordeal. The fifteen-second guitar intro represents the length of foreplay before the banging begins, and beats per minute can be correlated with my pelvic thrusts per minute. I think it’s a good tempo for fucking, you should try it out with your girlfriend or boyfriend. Just play the song and fuck to the beat. You will find the lyrics complimentary to the activity at hand. ----Happy banging!