Jews and Mexicans

Jews and Mexicans formed in your mom's house last night. In between pounding her pussy like a runaway jackhammer and having my cock sucked like it was in a shopvac I learned to play the guitar and met Steve, Rory, and Barney. As she was giving me the most earth splitting rim-job, I invented single-handedly the concept for the bands name, musical style, worldview, ideology, sexual orientation, platform on abortion, and touring schedule.

Most of this is a lie, but I did ram your mom up the ass last night so hard that her morning coffee tasted like cock.